Monday, March 19, 2007
A Favorite Label and Some Funny Labels
I love this label. Plain, unpretentious and pretty straight forward. There are so many lovely labels on bottles of wine, but somehow, this one tickles my funny bone.
I don't know if you pay too much attention to other types of labels like the ones that come with all of the things that we purchase. They certainly say something about our litigious society.
Here are some that I find highly amusing.
This product is not intended for use as a dental tool (hand held drill)
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious (hand held massaging device)
Not intended for highway use (on a 13" wheelbarrow wheel)
This product is not to be used in bathrooms (on a bathroom heater)
Warning: May contain small parts (on a Frisbee)
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover
Do not use orally (toilet bowl cleaning brush)
Safe to use around pets (cat litter)
Has been found to cause cancer in mice (rat poison)
Do not use orally after using rectally (thermometer)
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage (portable stroller)
Do not drive with sun shield in place
Do not use for drying pets (microwave)
Container of salt (high in sodium)
Matches (contents may catch fire)